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Sports Fix: U gotta be kidding!

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Can somebody fix the Miami Hurricanes? If you missed it, and hopefully you did, the 'Canes got pasted Saturday by North Carolina 59-21 making it the second time this year that UM gave up at least 58 points.

UM is all about the U these days ... as in ... “U” gotta be kidding, 59 points … or “U” got any Pepto Bismol the 'Canes are on.

UM used to beat everybody and play for national championships in the Orange Bowl. Now, the team loses to everybody and “plays for pride” while its season’s in the toilet bowl. Okay, so they may be invited to the Quick Lane Bowl... the what?

So what's the solution? Perhaps a new coach. Joe Philbin’s free... no thanks! Maybe Jimmy Johnson, Butch Davis? Hey, how about Donald Trump? He loves South Florida, he's had plenty of experience with fixer uppers and his face and hair are already orange! So vote Trump in 2016 as head coach of the Miami Hurricanes!