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Israeli man files a restraining order against God

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HAIFA, ISRAEL - David Shoshan had the "devilish" idea to file a restraining order against the Almighty Father. Who is this guy 'the Antichrist?'

In court, Shoshan says, that for the last three years God has negatively affected his life and he`s tried numerous times to file restraining orders through the police department. And when the cops didn`t answer his prayers, Shoshan took his grievance with the 'Heavenly Giver of Life' to court.

Unfortunately God was not present for comment nor did he show up in court and to be honest, it really wasn`t clear whether or not god had an attorney. But what we do know is that the heavens will be talking about this one for ages. Seriously, Shoshan is probably going to be judged pretty harshly at the Pearly Gates. Wouldn`t you say? The judge called the request delusional and said the plaintiff needs help, only not from the court but other institutions.

Maybe we all should pray for this guy. Unless...it`s already too late for that.