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Gwyneth Paltrow reveals her favorite sex toys, including a $500 cat whip and a $15,000 gold-plated dildo

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New York, NY - Actress Gwyneth Paltrow has some toys in the attic, and she's ready to play "show and tell."

Yeah, Paltrow just announced her favorite sex toys on her website "Goop.com," so now you can go goop them up, too.

You might want to start with the Gold Beginner's Fantasy Kit for $38. (Uh, fantasies not included.)

Or, if pain is more your pleasure, how about a handy cat whip for over $500?

Now if you really want to go all-in, you're gonna go hog-wild for this next item.

But, you'll have to splurge for something extra special.

It's a 24-karat gold-plated dildo for $15,000!

Yeah, you can make your own "bond" film with that! ...or add in a solid gold car, too.

And when it comes to a lube job, Gwyneth suggests a homemade lube-- 100 percent organic-- primarily made up of yams.

Yeah, "Yam Lube!"

In fact, the catchy slogan is..."from farm to vagina."

Hey, we can't make this stuff up, folks!

And "woman" must not live by lube alone.

There's also a pelvic floor exerciser-- to get hip with your hips!

What else can we say but, "Happy trails, Ladies!"