HOUSTON -- Have you ever wondered what's really going through the purrrrr-fect mind of your cat?
Twitter blew up this weekend with #IfCatsWereInCharge. Could you imagine? The National Motto, "If It fits, I sits."
The Feline Bureau of Investigation would make the "Little Red Dot Conspiracy" its top priority. Medical catnip would be legal in Colorado.
Come to think of it, what would happen to man's best friend? Surely the dogs would rebel, and the Sahara would turn into one large litter box.
Do you think cats would sit around all day watching people videos on the Internet?
Of course, if things got too cat crazy, we could always throw a little water on them. They hate that.
