The town of “Riverdale” has a problem, and it’s not that they’ve got a murderer on the lose. Their real problem is that somehow, every single adult in their little hamlet is literally the worst. Someone take these precious kids away from their terrible (possibly murderous) influences!
First up, we’ve got Miss Grundy (Sarah Habel): A young, promising music teacher who just happens to enjoy having sex with her students. WHAT?! Even after she was chased out of town, we’re super alarmed that Riverdale High School’s screening process is apparently lax enough that a sexual predator made it through hiring. We’re giving every single teacher at that school a side eye from now on.
Unfortunately, it’s not like home schooling is an option — since almost every single parent on “Riverdale” is also super shady.